§¤ GHAZAL ¤§

labon pe phool khiltay hain kisi k naam se pahle,
Diloan k deep jalte hain charagh-e Shaam se pahle.

kabhi manzar badalne par bhi qissa chal nahin pata,
kahani khatam hoti hai kabhi anjaam se pahle.

yahi taare tumhaari ankh ki chilman mein rehte the,
yahi sooraj nikalta tha tumhare baam se pahle.

hui hai Shaam jungle main parinde lot-te honge,
ab in ko kis tarah rokain nawaah-e-daam se pahle.

ya saare rang murdaa the tumhaari shakl banne tak,
ya saare harf bekaar the tumhaare naam se pahle.

huwa hai wo agar munsif to AGHA Ehteyatan ham,
saza tasleem karte hain kisi ilzam se pahle.

Maar deo mat has has ke

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?

Student: Shadi.

Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?

Student: Dulha.

Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?

Student: Dulhan.

Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?

Student: Bahu laoon ga.

Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?

Student: Pota.

Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?

Student: Shadi..

Aao kbi seeny sy lgaun tmko,
Ruto jo mjh sy to mnaun tm ko,
Meri bahon me neend a jaye,
phr khud hi jagaun tm ko,
Too hmesha k liye mera ho jaye,
Aisa taveez pilaun tm ko,
Is andaz sy tu meri jan mango,
men inkar na kr paun tm ko,
Apni ankh ka tara, ya chand khun,
Khud hi kho ks naam sy bulaun tmko,
Tm mery dil ki dhrkan bn gye ho,
Phr btao ks tarah bhool jaun tmko....!

Main Sawal Hota Agar Wo Jawab Hoti

Main Tor Leta Aagar Wo Gulab Hoti

Sub Janty Hyn Main Nasah Nahi Karta

Phir B Pi Leta Agar Wo Sharab Hoti

"Hoon to khafa us se!!!"
"Per jane phir bhi kyun!!!"

"Na chaah kar bhi usko chahna acha lagta hai!!!"

"Haqeeqat se hoon door!!!"

"Ye mujh ko hai pata!!!"

"Per jan k anjaan rehna acha lagta hai!!!"

"Qaayil nahi main rone ka phir bhi kabhi kabhi!!!"

"Tanhaai main kuch dair rona acha lagta hai!!!"

"Woh mera tha,
woh mera hai,
woh mera rahey ga!!!"

"Kuch pal us ka khuwaab main aa jana acha lagta hai..

Dil udhaas hai bahut koyi paigaam hi likh do
Tum apna naam na likho, gum-naam hi likh do

Meri qismat mein gham-e-tanhayi hai lekin
Tamaam umr na likho magar ek shaam hi likh do

Zuroori nahi ki mil jaaye sukoon har kisi ko
Sare-e-bazm na aao magar benaam hi likh do

Ye jaanta hoon ki umr bhar tanha mujhko rehna hai
Magar pal do pal, ghadi do ghadi, mere naam hi likh do

Chalo hum maan lete hai ke sazaa ke mustahiq thahre hum
Koyi enaam na likho koyi ilzaam hi likh do

Gazal

kabi kuch soch k likhna kabi kuch soch k parhna,
Ye namumkin si koshish hai,
Mohabat soch k karna.
Kisi ka dil ruba chehra,
Aur us pe dil nasheen ankhen,k jisko dekh k jeena usi k naam pe marna.
Ye na Mumkin si koshish hai muhabat soch k karna.
Khayalon mein bna lena, kisi ka aks dheere se ,.
Ham raat ko darwaza zanjir nhe karty.
Do gz he zameen sub ka jab akhri makaan hai.
Ham koi makaan apna taameer n.aShe karte.